Jokes Encyclopedia

I play volleyball and believe it or not everytime we get all tense during a game and stuff our coach tells us a joke and we actually do a little bette...

what are the best jokes you have heard??

What are some of the most hilarious jokes you've ever heard? Here are some of mine: A little girl just stands there on the edge of a cliff, crying...

I am writing a script for several student emcees. The jokes need to be clean and age-appropriate. Jokes can be related to performing, but they don't...

When I joke with my friends, the jokes just concerns simple things and they are classified as cheap....Overtime, my friends then ignores my jokes beca...

Not the most politically correct thing in the world, but there a ton of jokes about gay people. But do gay people have any jokes about straight people...

i'm looking for some good practical jokes that i can do in school. something sneaky, so that i wont get in trouble. any ideas?

Okay, my brother is really mean (calls me names like bimbo, airhead, ect.) and I want to get back at him by playing some practical jokes. They don't e...

Okay, my brother is really mean (calls me names like bimbo, airhead, ect.) and I want to get back at him by playing some practical jokes. They don't e...

So we have a practical joke war between housemates going and i need some help. What are some jokes that i can do to the person's bed so when they get...

I'm writing a story with a court jester in it who doesn't know when to quit pulling practical jokes and gets himself progressively into more and more ...

I love practical jokes, and I would like to hear some of yours. I need some that are really funny, that work, and that don't go too overboard. They ca...

Whoever can tell the funniest political joke i will choose as the answer.

Anyone got any short jokes about Obama, McCain, Palin,or just about the political party? The shorter and funnier the joke the better.

I would prefer Obama because im a repub but i don't like McCain that much and i certainly don't like Hillary

Is following a political joke: ..... After the election Obama, McCain, and Nader share taxi during storm as rain water is thundering against metal ...

Do you know any good political jokes. I am republican so i dont want any against republicans. I would prefer jokes against Obama or Al Gore umm... her...

Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan are sitting around a table discussing who the best person in the world is. Sleeping Beauty claims that she is t...

My son just turned three in August and loves to make up knock knock jokes. What are some I can tell him?

I need some knock knock jokes for class that I was assigned. They HAVE to be knock knock jokes, and they HAVE to be good, which is unfortunate because...

My son loves telling jokes, i need some good ones for him. They don't have to be knock knock jokes, just kid friendly

lNoooo I'm not being for real but I just heard that it's illegal to make jokes of a more serious nature at the airport.

Since they do not have a house it that possible for them to understand a knock knock joke?

I am looking for some knock knock jokes, or any jokes really that use the name abby. Please help x

Mercadies Blondes There were these 2 blondes standing outside in a parking lot next to there Mercadies vehicle.They were locked out so they were...

Ok all I am wondering is how all those stupid blonde jokes got started? Does any one know? Any answer is appreciated. :D

Is it really true that blonde's are inferior to brunettes, I didn't think so at first but the media always insists on it, and there are so many jokes ...

I really like blonde jokes (no offense to blondes) and redneck jokes. Can you please list some that you know and the link to the website (if available...

I don't care what Spell Checker says, Blond is masculine and Blonde is feminine. I will not bend. And I KNOW there are no Orange hair jokes. (My h...

I've always been brunette, Next year I'll start my final year of High school and I'll be like a bombshell kinda blonde. I've always had success in sch...

I need some one liner jokes but they can't really be rude, thanks :)

I don't really want lame kids jokes, but anything that'll make me giggle would be good. Here's one to get you started..... A man I know has a d...

For example: What did the fish say when he hit a wall? . . . . Dam

What Could Be A One-Liner Joke Used In My School Captain Speech? Hi, I'm planning on preparing a speech for my school's School Captain Election. I'v...

where are the best one liner jokes .

peter is talking about his credit card being stolen and makes some one liner jokes about the thief spending less than his wife. after each of these jo...

A skeleton walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, "Let me get a pitcher of beer and a mop." A pirate walks into a bar wi...

Do you know any? I have already heard the one that says "a man walked into a bar and said ow" one. Any joke that involves somebody/thing wal...

I am not funny and I am like the only one who tells lame jokes if I have to tell a joke! Im not good at it so what would be some funny jokes where I a...

i want the best you got bar jokes genie jokes or just the best joke you v heard

An Australian environmentalist warned that the population of Elseya Irwini turtles is rapidly declining, which is notable because that is the species ...

i like jokes and was wondering if anyone knew any good ones.

It seems that most of the jokes I read on here have a sexual conotation. Can you tell me some clean jokes?

My brother has a book of clean jokes and 2 pages are jokes about smogarians. What are smogarians?

My little cousin is coming and she loves jokes and riddles what are some good clean ones. Thanks:D

I've realised I have a lack of clean joke ammo, and I need some inspiration. So yeah, go to town. Make them cheesy, classic whatever. Just try and ...

So i Need a Couple Jokes To Tell The Teachers anyone have some clean Jokes?

I am learning french language.I want addresses of a few websites giving clean jokes in french language.

Does anyone know some short Irish jokes? They have to be appropriate for five year olds. Thanks!!!

I mean, you can buy jokes books in the book stores that contain "Irish jokes" and all the stereotypes about Irish people (stupid, drunk, etc...

I need a good list or sites for corny, good, and really funny, but clean jokes relating to Irish music and culture? Anything would help. Thanks.

At least 25-30 years old. A routine about drunk Irish Uncle in NYC. Uncle wanted to go to Christ Church. Cabbie took him to St. Peter's. Said if h...

I love offensive humor, and yet I don't know enough jokes poking fun at my own particular race. So have at it, people... I want to hear 'em! Jokes abo...

It doesn't bother me and I'm of Irish descent but if you tell a joke about another race with a negative stereotype there's usually uproar and people b...

I have a teacher that I took a class with 3 years ago and he used to make jokes about how he was unlucky in love. He was single at the time. His jokes...

I can't go a single day in this forum without hearing a liberal make some wise crack about a republican/conservative/christian who came from a trailer...

late last night he crept into Mrs Humfrey's room (my 87 year old housekeeper) and while she slept he supper glued her false teeth into her mouth upsid...

He is horrified of spiders.. I mean I actually have to kill them if their in the house I was thinking something having to do with the freaky halloween...

please help me with the funniest jokes ever!!! 10 points to best answers,,, !!

I thought the jokes in this movie were hilarious. Sure, austin powers is funnier, and this movie surely won't be a classic, but the jokes were good. W...