Jokes Encyclopedia

I play volleyball and believe it or not everytime we get all tense during a game and stuff our coach tells us a joke and we actually do a little bette...

what are the best jokes you have heard??

I am writing a script for several student emcees. The jokes need to be clean and age-appropriate. Jokes can be related to performing, but they don't...

When I joke with my friends, the jokes just concerns simple things and they are classified as cheap....Overtime, my friends then ignores my jokes beca...

My bank is hosting a "Style Show" to display proper dress code. I will be commenting on the wardrobe, make silly remarks at times. What ar...

I have heard 2 jokes so far bout the croc hunters death and being from Aus and the jokes coming from here are just disrespectful not just to the dead ...

i'm looking for some good practical jokes that i can do in school. something sneaky, so that i wont get in trouble. any ideas?

Okay, my brother is really mean (calls me names like bimbo, airhead, ect.) and I want to get back at him by playing some practical jokes. They don't e...

Okay, my brother is really mean (calls me names like bimbo, airhead, ect.) and I want to get back at him by playing some practical jokes. They don't e...

I'm writing a story with a court jester in it who doesn't know when to quit pulling practical jokes and gets himself progressively into more and more ...

So we have a practical joke war between housemates going and i need some help. What are some jokes that i can do to the person's bed so when they get...

I love practical jokes, and I would like to hear some of yours. I need some that are really funny, that work, and that don't go too overboard. They ca...

Whoever can tell the funniest political joke i will choose as the answer.

Anyone got any short jokes about Obama, McCain, Palin,or just about the political party? The shorter and funnier the joke the better.

I would prefer Obama because im a repub but i don't like McCain that much and i certainly don't like Hillary

Is following a political joke: ..... After the election Obama, McCain, and Nader share taxi during storm as rain water is thundering against metal ...

Do you know any good political jokes. I am republican so i dont want any against republicans. I would prefer jokes against Obama or Al Gore umm... her...

Here are my two favorites: John McCain is so old, he has an autographed Bible. John McCain is so old, I told him to act his age and he died. Sou...

My son just turned three in August and loves to make up knock knock jokes. What are some I can tell him?

My son loves telling jokes, i need some good ones for him. They don't have to be knock knock jokes, just kid friendly

I am looking for some knock knock jokes, or any jokes really that use the name abby. Please help x

My late uncle Felix used to love them.

My son is 31/2 and loves this knock knock: Knock Knock? Whos there? Boo Boo who? There's no need to cry Does anyone have any child friendly kn...

What is soo funny about it? Please give me the explenation.

Star if your laughed! Star if you laughed!

Ok all I am wondering is how all those stupid blonde jokes got started? Does any one know? Any answer is appreciated. :D

Is it really true that blonde's are inferior to brunettes, I didn't think so at first but the media always insists on it, and there are so man...

I don't care what Spell Checker says, Blond is masculine and Blonde is feminine. I will not bend. And I KNOW there are no Orange hair jokes. (My h...

I've always been brunette, Next year I'll start my final year of High school and I'll be like a bombshell kinda blonde. I've always ha...

Seriously, why do people have to make fun of blondes all the time? Hair color seriously has nothing to do with how smart you are. It aggravates me. ...

I don't really want lame kids jokes, but anything that'll make me giggle would be good. Here's one to get you started..... A man I know has a d...

For example: What did the fish say when he hit a wall? . . . . Dam

What Could Be A One-Liner Joke Used In My School Captain Speech? Hi, I'm planning on preparing a speech for my school's School Captain Election. I'v...

where are the best one liner jokes .

peter is talking about his credit card being stolen and makes some one liner jokes about the thief spending less than his wife. after each of these jo...

Im having a competition with a friend of mine for the best one liner joke. Having little or no comic skill, im hoping to claim an obscure one liner a...

A skeleton walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, "Let me get a pitcher of beer and a mop." A pirate walks into a bar wi...

I am not funny and I am like the only one who tells lame jokes if I have to tell a joke! Im not good at it so what would be some funny jokes where I a...

An Australian environmentalist warned that the population of Elseya Irwini turtles is rapidly declining, which is notable because that is the species ...

I know it sounds really sad but i am really wanting to know like all the penguin jokes, you know the really unfunny ones you get on the penguin chocol...

Like Two pickles walk into a bar and the bartender says hey we don't serve your kind here and the pickles say. " what's the deal" ko...

I recently started bar tending again and I need some new jokes. A lot of the jokes that I have are older and everyone knows or most drunk people don&#...

It seems that most of the jokes I read on here have a sexual conotation. Can you tell me some clean jokes?

I've realised I have a lack of clean joke ammo, and I need some inspiration. So yeah, go to town. Make them cheesy, classic whatever. Just try ...

I am learning french language.I want addresses of a few websites giving clean jokes in french language.

Sorry but they need to be clean. But if you have any Jokes in general dirty or clean I would like to hear them too. But I need some clean ones that ar...

I am in charge of the backpage of a highschool newspaper and have such a hard time finding a short, clean joke that is actually funny. please help!

I want to print off some jokes to use in my home-made Christmas crackers

Does anyone know some short Irish jokes? They have to be appropriate for five year olds. Thanks!!!

I mean, you can buy jokes books in the book stores that contain "Irish jokes" and all the stereotypes about Irish people (stupid, drunk, etc...

I love offensive humor, and yet I don't know enough jokes poking fun at my own particular race. So have at it, people... I want to hear 'em! Jokes abo...

It doesn't bother me and I'm of Irish descent but if you tell a joke about another race with a negative stereotype there's usually uproar and people b...

i'm really wondering what's wrong with irish ppl,are they stupid? why everybody keeps telling jokes about them? p.s:i'm not irish

I have a teacher that I took a class with 3 years ago and he used to make jokes about how he was unlucky in love. He was single at the time. His jokes...

late last night he crept into Mrs Humfrey's room (my 87 year old housekeeper) and while she slept he supper glued her false teeth into her mouth upsid...

I thought the jokes in this movie were hilarious. Sure, austin powers is funnier, and this movie surely won't be a classic, but the jokes were good. W...

i love jokes and i love jokes that have stories to them...so tell me a couple of your best jokes.

would someone tell me a jokes, I love to laught, they say it good for the heart.

Do love jokes or hate jokes from others? Why it is so?