Jokes Encyclopedia

I play volleyball and believe it or not everytime we get all tense during a game and stuff our coach tells us a joke and we actually do a little bette...

I love to laugh but i ran out of jokes! Any good jokes, i love all kinds! The joke that makes me laugh most gets best answer!

any1 have good jokes ill give best answer to the 1 i think best lolz put up anythink lolz baii

So i have this friend whos dating her neighbor so they live right next to eachother. They're like 14 and i wanna crack some jokes about them and i nee...

Lets get some short quick jokes going.... "whats red and looks like a bucket?" "A red bucket!" Next....

I hope they'll make u laugh! 1) A motorcyclist hits a fat man crossing a lane Fat man : Road Hog! Why didnt you drive around me??? Motor cyclist...

i'm looking for some good practical jokes that i can do in school. something sneaky, so that i wont get in trouble. any ideas?

Okay, my brother is really mean (calls me names like bimbo, airhead, ect.) and I want to get back at him by playing some practical jokes. They don't e...

Okay, my brother is really mean (calls me names like bimbo, airhead, ect.) and I want to get back at him by playing some practical jokes. They don't e...

So we have a practical joke war between housemates going and i need some help. What are some jokes that i can do to the person's bed so when they get...

I'm writing a story with a court jester in it who doesn't know when to quit pulling practical jokes and gets himself progressively into more and more ...

I love practical jokes, and I would like to hear some of yours. I need some that are really funny, that work, and that don't go too overboard. They ca...

Whoever can tell the funniest political joke i will choose as the answer.

i need some funny, appropriate politics jokes, can you give me some?

Anyone got any short jokes about Obama, McCain, Palin,or just about the political party? The shorter and funnier the joke the better.

I heard this joke in school, tell me what you think of it. "So, Hilary Clinton and Barrack Obama are in a boat, and the boat is sinking....who...

I would prefer Obama because im a repub but i don't like McCain that much and i certainly don't like Hillary

Is following a political joke: ..... After the election Obama, McCain, and Nader share taxi during storm as rain water is thundering against metal ...

My son just turned three in August and loves to make up knock knock jokes. What are some I can tell him?

I need some knock knock jokes for class that I was assigned. They HAVE to be knock knock jokes, and they HAVE to be good, which is unfortunate because...

My son loves telling jokes, i need some good ones for him. They don't have to be knock knock jokes, just kid friendly

lNoooo I'm not being for real but I just heard that it's illegal to make jokes of a more serious nature at the airport.

Since they do not have a house it that possible for them to understand a knock knock joke?

I am looking for some knock knock jokes, or any jokes really that use the name abby. Please help x

Mercadies Blondes There were these 2 blondes standing outside in a parking lot next to there Mercadies vehicle.They were locked out so they were...

Ok all I am wondering is how all those stupid blonde jokes got started? Does any one know? Any answer is appreciated. :D

Is it really true that blonde's are inferior to brunettes, I didn't think so at first but the media always insists on it, and there are so many jokes ...

I really like blonde jokes (no offense to blondes) and redneck jokes. Can you please list some that you know and the link to the website (if available...

I don't care what Spell Checker says, Blond is masculine and Blonde is feminine. I will not bend. And I KNOW there are no Orange hair jokes. (My h...

I've always been brunette, Next year I'll start my final year of High school and I'll be like a bombshell kinda blonde. I've always had success in sch...

plz give me some... PLZ i fwd them to freinds n stuff.. clean jokes though

My bloke and i were having a joke war the other night,,, hehe :\ it kinda ran dry rather quickly though... anyone got any really funny ones to tell me...

I need some one liner jokes but they can't really be rude, thanks :)

I don't really want lame kids jokes, but anything that'll make me giggle would be good. Here's one to get you started..... A man I know has a d...

For example: What did the fish say when he hit a wall? . . . . Dam

What Could Be A One-Liner Joke Used In My School Captain Speech? Hi, I'm planning on preparing a speech for my school's School Captain Election. I'v...

A skeleton walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, "Let me get a pitcher of beer and a mop." A pirate walks into a bar wi...

first joke... 3 people walked into a bar.... they were dumb don't you think second joke an american person, australian person and isralian pers...

A man walks into a bar with a metal box under one arm and a duck under the other. The man walks up to the bar and asks the bar tender “if you give m...

I am not funny and I am like the only one who tells lame jokes if I have to tell a joke! Im not good at it so what would be some funny jokes where I a...

Do you know any? I have already heard the one that says "a man walked into a bar and said ow" one. Any joke that involves somebody/thing wal...

i want the best you got bar jokes genie jokes or just the best joke you v heard

It seems that most of the jokes I read on here have a sexual conotation. Can you tell me some clean jokes?

What is the best clean joke you have heard?

My brother has a book of clean jokes and 2 pages are jokes about smogarians. What are smogarians?

My little cousin is coming and she loves jokes and riddles what are some good clean ones. Thanks:D

I've realised I have a lack of clean joke ammo, and I need some inspiration. So yeah, go to town. Make them cheesy, classic whatever. Just try and ...

So i Need a Couple Jokes To Tell The Teachers anyone have some clean Jokes?

Does anyone know some short Irish jokes? They have to be appropriate for five year olds. Thanks!!!

Who knows a really good Irish joke?

did you hear bout the irish woodworm found dead in a brick. irish sea scouts tent sank. irish ira member was told to blow up a bus and burnt h...

I mean, you can buy jokes books in the book stores that contain "Irish jokes" and all the stereotypes about Irish people (stupid, drunk, etc...

I need a good list or sites for corny, good, and really funny, but clean jokes relating to Irish music and culture? Anything would help. Thanks.

At least 25-30 years old. A routine about drunk Irish Uncle in NYC. Uncle wanted to go to Christ Church. Cabbie took him to St. Peter's. Said if h...

I have a teacher that I took a class with 3 years ago and he used to make jokes about how he was unlucky in love. He was single at the time. His jokes...

I can't go a single day in this forum without hearing a liberal make some wise crack about a republican/conservative/christian who came from a trailer...

late last night he crept into Mrs Humfrey's room (my 87 year old housekeeper) and while she slept he supper glued her false teeth into her mouth upsid...

He is horrified of spiders.. I mean I actually have to kill them if their in the house I was thinking something having to do with the freaky halloween...

please help me with the funniest jokes ever!!! 10 points to best answers,,, !!

I thought the jokes in this movie were hilarious. Sure, austin powers is funnier, and this movie surely won't be a classic, but the jokes were good. W...