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When did you child first make up knock knock jokes?

My son just turned three in August and loves to make up knock knock jokes. What are some I can tell him?

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1. knock knock who's there? Shelby Shelby who? Shelby comin around the mountain when she comes. 7 yr old son
2. Who's there? Interrupting cow..... and as he says Interruppting cow who, start mooing. Kids love that one.
3. LOL..........my son just started saying them not that long ago. For some reason he thinks this is funny Knock Knock Who's There Orange Orange Who I want to eat them I know......doesn't even make sence but when you see the smile on his face I can't help but laugh......... :o)
4. Aaah the knock, knock joke phase! I love it! I got my son a great book from Wal-Mart I hear a new one everyday. Knock, knock, who's there? Boo Boo Who? Why are you cryin'?
5. -gorilla -gorilla me a hamburger -boo-why you cryin -banana-(repeat knock knock who's there banana twice)-next time he knocks say orange-orange-a glad i didn't say banana
6. I remember when my girls were that young and starting to try to tell jokes. I bought a couple of books with kids jokes in them, because they were driving me nuts with the ones they made up. They never even made sense. My kids' favorite was the banana one: Knock-knock who's there? banana banana who? knock-knock who's there? banana banana who? It goes on and on until you "answerer" starts getting irritated. Then you change it: knock-knock who's there? orange orange who? orange you glad I didn't say banana again
7. My oldest was about 3 when he started and he still loves them today. He has taught my youngest them already. His favorite is the Boo but he says, "you don't have to cry it's only me" at the end.
8. Sometime between 2 1/2 & 3...she graduated to regular jokes now though. How do you get a chicken on your head? How? You put it in your mouth.... She laughs herself silly....it's too cute and you simply have to laugh along....
9. My son started making up knock knock jokes when he was two, but they had no punchline. For example, "Knock knock. - Who's there? (pause) Grandpa!" followed by hysterical laughter on his part. The only way to get him to stop was to say, "Nobody's home, come back later." An old favorite is the "orange you glad I didn't say banana one." For some reason, kids love it.
10. My daughter was 2 when she first started saying knock knock jokes. I loved it when she told me her first one. It was: knock Knock who's there Orange Orange Who Aren't you glad I didn't say banana! She would laugh so hard when she was done. Then she would just make stuff up to add from there.
11. knock knock who's there? Hugo Hugo who? Hugo [fill-in-the-blank] silly tickle funny etc
12. my four year old loves knock knock jokes. his favorite is: knock, knock who's there? lettuce lettuce who? lettuce (let us) go out and play.
13. My son was about 3 also. He loves to make up knock knock jokes and most of them make no sense.....but you have to laugh!!! I am not good at remembering/making up any, sorry no help there. Aren't they funny?? Love this age!!!