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Do you have any child friendly knock knock jokes?

My son is 31/2 and loves this knock knock: Knock Knock? Whos there? Boo Boo who? There's no need to cry Does anyone have any child friendly knock knock jokes that i can teach my son. There is only a certain amounts of boo hooing you can handle. Thanks

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1. knock knock, whos there? canoe canoe who? canoe come out and play
2. knock knock whos there carlos carlos who i lost my car
3. knock knock whos there? banana banana who? knock knock whos there? banana banana who? (repeat a whole bunch of times) knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you glad i didnt say banana?
4. Knock knock Whos there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Is a bell necessary on a bike?
5. Who there? Uncle Uncle who? knock knock? who there? Uncle etc etc who there? Aunt Aunt who? Aren't you glad I got rid of all those Uncles?
6. i remember this one Knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange ya' glad to see me?
7. knock Knock? Who's there? banana banana who? knock Knock? Who's there? banana banana who? knock Knock? Who's there? banana banana who? Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didnt say banana http://www.knock-knock-joke.com/
8. will you remember me tomorrow? will you remember me in a week? how about a month? a year? will you remember me in 10 years? knock knock whose there i thought you said youll remember me...
9. Knock knock......"who is there?" "Orange" "Orange who?" "Orange ya gonna come out and play?"
10. I have a lot.
11. Have him say knock knock to you and when you say who's there, he will have a surprised look on his face not knowing what to say back to you.
12. knock, knock, whos there? apple knock, knock, whos there? apple knock, knock, whos there? orange you glad i didnt say apple
13. knock knock whos there? interrupting cow. interrupting c- MOO!
14. Q: "Knock, knock….Who's There?…..Atch……Atch who?" A: Bless you Q: "Knock, knock….Who's There?…..lettuce……lettuce who?" A: Lettuce in and you'll find out! Lots of stuff like that check http://www.ducksters.com/jokesforkids/knockknock.php out, tons of kid knock knock jokes. ;p
15. knock knock whos there interupting cow interupthing co..... MOOOO
16. knock knock who's there lettuce lettuce who? let us in it's cold out here haha i am just soooo funny aren't i?!?!?!?!? lol
17. Knock Knock? Who's there? Will. Will who? Will you let me in please? Knock Knock! Who's there? Woo. Woo, who? Don't get so excited, it's just a joke. Knock Knock! Who's there? Luck. Luck who? Luck through the key hole and you'll find out. Knock Knock! Who's there? Annie. Annie who? Annie thing you can do, I can do better. Knock Knock! Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are? Knock Knock! Who's there? Truffle. Truffle who? Truffle with you is that you are so shy. I'd write more but I'm lazy!
18. Knock Knock whose there banana banana who Knock Knock whose there banana banana who Knock Knock whose there banana banana who knock knock whose there orange orange who orange ya glad i didnt say banana lol i loved that 1 when i was little Knock Knock whose there olive olive who olive (i love) u
19. This is not a Knock Knock but good for kids. Tell them "When I say ""I'm a green lock"" you say ""I'm a green key""". So on and so on "I'm a gold lock" "I'm a gold key" "I'm a red lock" I'm a red key" THEN... you say "I'm a Monk Lock" and the kids say "I'm a Monkey" and then you , well you get it.
20. knock knock who's there lettuce lettuce who lettuce come is, it's cold out here
21. Booooooooooooooooooooooooo
22. no, but why don't the ginger bread man wear shorts? because he has crumby legs! ha ha. wait i do. knock knock? who's there? cow go. cow go who? no cow go moo silly!!!
23. Knock knock, Who's there? Old lady. Old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel.