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Anyone have jokes for the emcee of a middle school talent show?

I am writing a script for several student emcees. The jokes need to be clean and age-appropriate. Jokes can be related to performing, but they don't have to be. I used all of my best material last year!

Public Comments

1. tow drums and a cymbol fell off a cliff- da da ch! (as in the sounds they make) What do a shark and a rubberband and have in common? They're both made out rubber, except for the shark. What did the farmer say when her lost his tractor? Where's my tractor Ha ha ha
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