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What are some cute knock knock jokes?

My son loves telling jokes, i need some good ones for him. They don't have to be knock knock jokes, just kid friendly

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  1. Say, "I have a knock knock joke but you have to start it." Then watch their confusion.
  2. knock knock who's there boo boo who its ok you don't have to cry or knock knock who's there little old lady little old lady who gee i didn't know you can yodel you can buy knock knock jokes books at any book store or walmart....
  3. There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy? The one on the range. Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head. A Horse goes into a bar and the bartender says "Hey buddy, Why the Long Face" Q. Where do you find a one legged dog? A. Where you left it. Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy person replies: blue fluff? A. Pink fluff holding it's breath Two muffins are in the oven. One says to the other "Gosh it's hot in here" The other one replies "Oh no... It's a talking muffin" 1. knock knock 2. whos there 1. orange 2.orange who 1.knock knock 2.whos there 1.orange 2.orange who 1.knock knock 2.whos there 1.banana arnt you glad i didnt say orange!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1.knock knock 2.whos there 1.hortin 2.hortin who 1.not hortin who its hortin HEARS a who!!!! lol!! i love that one^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Good Luck! and God Bless You And Your Family ~Lilmeā™„
  4. Knock knock...who is there...boo....boo who? aw please don`t cry it is just a joke! Knock knock...who is there?...banana...banana who...knock knock...who is there....banana....banana who?...knock knock...WHO IS THERE...orange...orange who?....orange you glad I didn`t say banana! Knock knock...who is there...no one...no one who?.......(....get it) Lol sorry dumb jokes but they were all I could think of.
  5. Knock Knock! Who's there? Police. Police who? Police let us in; it's cold out here. Knock Knock! Who's there? Doris. Doris, who? Doris locked, that's why I had to knock! Knock Knock! Who's there? I love. I love who? I don't know, you tell me! Knock Knock! Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Normalee I don't go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy a set of encyclopedias?
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