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What are some of the funniest political jokes or quotes you've ever heard?

Here are my two favorites: John McCain is so old, he has an autographed Bible. John McCain is so old, I told him to act his age and he died. Source:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3NIb01GjG4

Public Comments

1. OMG! those are both so insulting! "Over the weekend, Senator Barack Obama visited New Hampshire and thousands of people showed up to hear him speak. The New Hampshire crowds were excited, because apparently, this is the first time they've ever seen an African-American." --Conan O'Brien "Everyone is so concerned now where all of the candidates are born. McCain was born on a military base in Panama. Hillary was born outside Chicago, and if you believe the media, Barack Obama was born in a manger." --Jay Leno "Senator Barack Obama proposed for the first time setting a deadline for withdrawing troops from Iraq, as part of a broader plan aimed at bolstering his foreign policy credentials. Because if you don't know your foreign policy, you might only get elected president twice." -- Amy Poehler
2. Here are some excellent Obama quotes - “We have an obligation and a responsibility to be investing in our students and our schools. We must make sure that people who have the grades, the desire and the will, but not the money, can still get the best education possible.” - Barack Obama “I'm so overexposed, I'm making Paris Hilton look like a recluse.” - Barack Obama “If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress.” - Barack Obama Here are some excellent McCain quotes - “that would basically allow the CIA to engage in torture.” - John McCain “I am prepared. I am prepared. I need no on-the-job training. I wasn't a mayor for a short period of time. I wasn't a governor for a short period of time.” - John McCain “Only the most deluded of us could doubt the necessity of this war.” - John McCain You will find these and thousands more great quotes on - http://www.quotesdaddy.com You will definitely find some great quotes for every occasion.