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What are some Funny Political Jokes?

Do you know any good political jokes. I am republican so i dont want any against republicans. I would prefer jokes against Obama or Al Gore umm... here is an example of what i mean by frank caliendo Al Gore: Save a tree, look at porn on the internet

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1. Corrupt politicians in general. . . "They know if they don't all hang together, they'll hang one at a time." -Yes Prime Minister
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3. Just look at today's economy. HAHA that's funny!
4. A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense," So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep poo."
5. What's the difference between George Bush and a bucket of manure? The Bucket Why did George Bush want to bomb the Canary Islands? Somebody had told him to do something to combat the bird flu
6. Know how to tell when an attorney is telling a lie? His lips are moving.
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