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What are good jokes to make at a fashion style show?

My bank is hosting a "Style Show" to display proper dress code. I will be commenting on the wardrobe, make silly remarks at times. What are some things I can say for the approved wardrobe, and what are some jokes I can make at the unapproved wardrobe with out offending anyone, but making it a fun experience. Any ideas what music we should have playing on the background? Simplest way to make a fast, inexpensive runway?

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1. I just googled "jokes at a fashion show" and there were a few sites but they weren't that funny. Maybe you can google it too and get some ideas from those to fit what you need in your show. Maybe some workout music like you see/hear on aerobics shows. For the runway, get some carpet runners and line them up back to back. Try the google and other search engines for some jokes.
2. go on google and search it
3. you could play "all around the world" (lisa stansfield) and have them carry suitcases like they are on a business trip (but it is about finding a lover) or some other travel related pop songs.