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What are some good practical jokes I can play on my brother?

Okay, my brother is really mean (calls me names like bimbo, airhead, ect.) and I want to get back at him by playing some practical jokes. They don't even have to be jokes, just something that I can do (he doesn't even have to notice it) that will make me feel better. But, they have to be something where he won't know its me (optional) and my parents won't know it's me ( a must). Thanks!

Public Comments

1. Ok if your brother has a girl friend the next time she calls do a weird voice and and say I think you have the wrong number and if she says are you sure or something like that say my phone has read numbers wrong too before and she won't call again for sometime! I did it!!
2. drug him with pills and chop of his dik and tape it on hs face haha he feel that in the morning
3. When a friend is over and they are out of his room, go in there and throw a wad of wet toilet paper at his wall. Then he will suspect his friend... (: ~Animal_Lover
4. i being a boy with a sister who has played pranks on me, has real experience. One time while i was sleeping, my sister snuck in my room and put butter all over my ladder on my bunk bed(i obviously sleep on the top). she did this at 4:30 or something so it would be "buttery". when i climbed down my ladder i slipped and fell. And can you guess what was waiting for me at the floor? my favorite cd crushed into 5 pieces
5. Dont talk to him. It will drive him CRAZY! Its like reverse phsycology. Whatever he does ignore him and dont talk to him!