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Does anybody know any GOOD knock knock jokes?

I need some knock knock jokes for class that I was assigned. They HAVE to be knock knock jokes, and they HAVE to be good, which is unfortunate because knock knock jokes aren't usually that great. Anybody know any?

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1. Will you remember me in an hour? Yes. Will you remember me in a day? Yes. Will you remember me in a week? Yes. Will you remember me in a month? Yes. Will you remember me in a year? Yes. I think you won't. Yes, I will. Knock, knock! Who's there? See? You've forgotten me already! Hehe i love that one :D
2. Knock Knock Who's there ! Water ! Water who ? Water way to answer the door ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Figs ! Figs who ? Figs the doorbell, it's broken Knock Knock Who's there ! Four Eggs! Four Eggs who ? Four Eggs ample ! Knock Knock Who's there ! B-2 ! B-2 who ? B-2 school on time ! Knock Knock Who's there ! B-4 ! B-4 who ? B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ? Banana split so ice creamed ! Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana ? Knock Knock Who's there ! Bless ! Bless who ? I didn't sneeze ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Blue ! Blue who ? Blue your nose ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Cash ! Cash who ? I didn't realise you were some kind of of nut ! Knock, Knock. Who's there? Repeat. Repeat who? Who Who Who! Knock, Knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, that's why I knocked! Knock Knock Who's there ! Cash ! Cash who ? Cash me if you can ! Knock, Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Hoo who? You talk like an owl! Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dishwasher. Dishwasher who? Dishwasher way I spoke before I had false teeth! Knock, Knock Who's there? Pudding! Pudding who? Pudding your shoes on before your trousers is a silly idea! Knock, Knock Who's there? Leaf Leaf who? Leaf me alone! Knock, Knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome! Knock, Knock. Who's there? Wire. Wire who? Why are you asking? Knock, Knock. Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Anita a tissue! Ah Choo! Knock, Knock. Who's there? Water. Water who? Water you doing in my house? Knock, Knock. Who's there? I love. I love who? I don't know, you tell me! Knock knock. Who's there? Ketchchup Ketchchup who? Kethchup to me and I will tell you. Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry. It's only a joke. Knock knock. Who's there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I'm fine, Hawaii you? Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Police who? Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes! Knock Knock Who's there ! Cash ! Cash who ? I knew you were nuts ! Knock Knock Who's there ? Cows ! Cows who ? Cows go 'moo' not who!
3. "Knock knock" who's there madame. Madame who? Madame foots stuck in the door.
4. Knock knock. Who's there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I'm fine, Hawaii you?
5. "Knock Knock", "Who's there ?" "I'm here to fix your doorbell". Knock Knock Who’s there ! Czech ! Czech who ? Czech before you open the door ! Knock, knock! Who's there? José José who? José can you see by the dawn's early light? (Oh say can you see by the dawn's early light? -- first line of The Star-Spangled Banner) Knock, knock! Who's there? Eskimo Christian Italian. Eskimo Christian Italian who? Eskimo Christian Italian no lies. (Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies.) Knock, knock!! Who's there? Soviet border police. Soviet bo . . .(Cut off by next line) Don't ask questions! Knock, knock! Who's there? Fork Fork who? My, such language! Knock, knock! Who's there? Brooke Shields. Brooke Shields who?Brooke shields herself from the brutal reality that is her life by finding solace in meaningless material goods and the never-ending pursuit of more and more wealth. But, little does she know, all the beachside condominiums and all-night free-for-all's cannot ease the ever-growing pain she feels at the end of each pointless and purposeless day, a pain that will never be satisfied by her decadence, a pain that will remain until the day she dies.
6. I recently read and heard about one that when someone's talking, you interrupt them saying "Knock Knock" until they get annoyed and finally say "Who's there?" and then you say "Kanye West" It's getting kind of old now, but I thought it was funny.
7. Knock knock: "who's there?" Boo Boo who? Don't cry, it's only me! (terrible, isn't it?)