Jokes Encyclopedia

Is it illegal to tell knock knock jokes at the airport?

lNoooo I'm not being for real but I just heard that it's illegal to make jokes of a more serious nature at the airport.

Public Comments

1. only if you yell "bomb" or "fire"
2. Probably jokes about terrorism and such.
3. I think it depends on the nature of the joke. You'd be fine telling 99% of the jokes that exist in an airport, but if the joke involved say blowing up a plane for example, you might want to wait until you get home to tell that one.
4. I heard it illegal to say the word "bomb" at an airport. but who knows about knock knock jokes.
5. ummmmmmmm why u need some i deas to get you kicked out i got some! jkjk
6. Well, I always say 'knock knock' jokes at the airport. I ask the pilot " knock knock " He says ' who's there ' I say 'bomb' He says 'bomb who' I say ' bomb you and this entire plane, it's under seat 34C ' That normally gets a few laughs, and a couple of hits by a Tazer by the air marshalls!
7. Maybe...