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Political Jokes?

Whoever can tell the funniest political joke i will choose as the answer.

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GET A LIFE
Truman get of the grass....its Dewey
After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded message: 370H-SSV-0773H Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA. With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help. Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply "Tell the President he's holding the message upside down ."
George W. Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing, and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted. The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland." George W. said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One". The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." George W. said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!" The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!" George W. was a little perplexed by this and said, "But you don't look like you are handicapped." The kid replied, "I will be, after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!"
Toss up. Lewis Black or John Steward...maybe even Stephen Cobert.
George Bush.
At a GOP convention, the chairman notices a man leaving the opening session. "Why are you going now?" asks the chairman. "Because I'm a Democrat," replies the fellow. The audience breaks into derisive chuckles and scowls. The chairman, buoyed by this response, asks, "And why are you a Democrat?" "Because my father was a Democrat, my grandfather was a Democrat, and my great-grandfather was a Democrat", says the man. "Oh I see," smiles the GOP chairman. "So then, tell me....if you're father was a simpleton, and your grandfather was a simpleton, and your GREAT GRANDFATHER was a simpleton....what would that make you?" "A Republican" grins the fellow, and exits.
Bush's sidekick took aim, but all he could see were the pellets peppering his lawyers face,,, as he laid down his weapon,, he said ,,,,,,,,, oh I forgot
Did you hear last week, GWB looked perplexed at the analog clock on the wall, next to his bed. The big hand is on the 12, and the little hand is on the 6. "It's, it's, what time is it Laura?" I have another. One morning before work, Bush was out taking a walk. He noticed a brown substance piled on the sidewalk. He slowly walked around it. "Looks like dog sh**." He got down on his hands and knees and took a big sniff. "Smells like dog shi**." Then proceeded to the White House. When Bush arrived he walked around till he found Cheney. "Boss, Boss, look what I just about stepped in."
Back in 2000 a Republican friend warned me that if I voted for Al Gore and he won, the stock market would tank, we'd lose millions of jobs, and our military would be totally overstretched. You know what? I did vote for Gore, he did win, and I'll be damned if all those things didn't come true. James Carville