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DVD Review: Boondock Saints II – All Saints Day Tuesday, March 9, 2010 @ 10:47PMThose wacky MacManuses return to rid Boston of the few mobsters left after Boondock Saints cleaned up. Don’t miss this winning sequel. B002UNMW7O Boondock Saints. Don’t miss this winning sequel.
Chelsea Handler on 'Bang Bang,' Late Night, Funny Family Tuesday, March 9, 2010 @ 2:19AMLate-night host Chelsea Handler follows up her New York Times best-selling book Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea with Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang
TV Review: Oscars: George Clooney in on the jokes Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 11:54PMNew mullet, new girlfriend, new ‘tude, new dude? An uncharacteristically grumpy-faced George Clooney provided a show-within-a-show during last night’s Oscars.
Oscars: George Clooney in on the jokes Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 11:53PMBy Annie Barrett Rep tells EW gags that appeared to draw grumpy response were run by the actor before the show
Man Killed in Northern Kentucky Bar Fight Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 9:21AMNew Info: Dickmann's bar releases statement on death of 27 year old Patrick McGrath
Oscar blog: A blow-by-blow of the night’s action Sunday, March 7, 2010 @ 7:10PMHelen A.S. Popkin will blog the Academy Awards as they happen, with all the glamour, glitz and the inevitable goofs.
The big hoax Saturday, March 6, 2010 @ 2:44AMToday's Looking Back can be found here . College students are known for their sense of humor and for having too much time on their hands. The result can be some fairly epic practical jokes, as...
Job Details Friday, March 5, 2010 @ 6:01PM1st rehearsal: May 14, 2010. Runs: June 18 - July 25. A musical adventure set in 1939 with a heartfelt love story - earnest, bright and joyful at it's core - not meant to be campy or satiric.
Random thoughts: "Shoe venting" Friday, March 5, 2010 @ 2:56AMI apologize for indulging myself in writing about a subject that may seem unimportant to some, but that has been on my mind for a few years now. That subject is women's shoes.
Skiing at 90: No problem in Vail Friday, March 5, 2010 @ 1:11AMVAIL, Colorado - He might be 90 years old, but that's not stopping Jacob "Jack" Kaufman from skiing on Vail Mountain - and he's not wasting his time on the bunny slopes, either. Kaufman moves fast. Nobody on the hill seems to give him a double-take because not only is he skiing as good as most people, but he doesn't look like he's 90, either. Kaufman, who lives in Michigan, is in Vail this week ...
Simmons: Breaking down Tiger's comeback Thursday, March 4, 2010 @ 10:09AMBill Simmons breaks down Tiger's comeback and explains why it will be tougher than what Muhammad Ali faced in 1970 after his return from exile.
St. Charles bowlers take little time establishing winning tradition Thursday, March 4, 2010 @ 8:26AMSt. Charles' C.J. Brocker had no clue that he was approaching the top individual qualifying score. Brocker trailed teammate Dugan Roosa by just one pin in the final frame at the individual high school regional finals in Burton and...
The predictable punctuated by surprises Thursday, March 4, 2010 @ 5:13AMTown Meeting Day vignettes, including the Mystery of the Cemetery Commissioner and other tales.
Arrest made in Feb. 15 homicide Wednesday, March 3, 2010 @ 6:58PMAn 18-year-old was charged Wednesday in the Feb. 15 shooting death of 35-year-old Jerald Travis.
Craig Ferguson, late night's cheeky monkey Wednesday, March 3, 2010 @ 10:36AMFerguson plays coy. He makes the most of the freedom he's afforded on his CBS late-night (12:35 a.m.) show. ( Ricardo DeAratanha / Los Angeles Times )
1°C - Mainly clear with plenty of sunshine Wednesday, March 3, 2010 @ 6:16AMRifleman Carlo Apolis, 28, from A Company 4 Rifles, was involved in small arms fire near a patrol base north east of Sangin on Monday. His girlfriend Rebecca Williams said: "Carlo was my best friend and we shared everything together. I miss him so much and he will always be with me in my thoughts."
Soldier shot dead on foot patrol in Afghanistan named Wednesday, March 3, 2010 @ 5:40AMRifleman Carlo Apolis, 28, from A Company 4 Rifles, was shot 700 metres away from a patrol base.
The predictable punctuated by surprises Wednesday, March 3, 2010 @ 5:03AMTown Meeting Day vignettes, including the Mystery of the Cemetery Commissioner and other tales. Images from Town Meeting Day: Free Press photographers captured the essence of Town Meeting Day.
OUTDOORS: Pinned down, 02-28-10 Saturday, February 27, 2010 @ 7:21PMThere’s one in just about every tackle shop on the east coast and Bucko Brothers was no exception.
Luisa Dillner: Mothers-in-law are lovely, in their place. Their own place, that is Saturday, February 27, 2010 @ 6:06PMIt's not Ashley's fault. The person who ruined the Coles' marriage has been identified (allegedly by friends of Ashley) as that archetypal pantomime villain – the mother-in-law. More potently, in this case it's a Geordie mother-in-law, the diminutive Joan Callaghan, who was drafted in to live with the couple in their Surrey mansion after Ashley's first marital transgression. Known as the "pocket ...
'Big boy club?' has magnetic allure Friday, February 26, 2010 @ 7:38PMMy two older sons are 26 and 22 years old.
PFT: Tebow’s autograph will cost you $160 Friday, February 26, 2010 @ 4:35PMOn March 5, former Florida quarterback Tim Tebow will take a break from his Extreme Makeover: Long, Looping Throwing Motion That Isn't His College Coach's Fault Edition to use his left arm for a different purpose.
Catholic Charities hosts free parenting classes Friday, February 26, 2010 @ 11:04AMAs part of the United Way of Siouxland Community Impact teamhelping families, Catholic Charities of the Diocese of Sioux Cityis hosting free parenting classes.
Involvement in Scouting keeps Columbus man, 72, young Friday, February 26, 2010 @ 10:29AMCliff Lambrecht regularly laces up his boots and gathers his camping gear for treks into nature. Lambrecht has been helpin... (1 comment)
No more waiting Thursday, February 25, 2010 @ 8:30PMBETHALTO - Normally quick with a comeback, waitress Kay McQuaid was uncharacteristically surprised by Thursday's outpouring of affection from longtime customers and co-workers at the Pancake Ranch on her last day at work before retiring.
“Disc man” dies after crash Thursday, February 25, 2010 @ 12:45PMDušan Nedelko was the kind of guy you could laugh with, cry with, spill your heart out to.
State bills for fees stun area IDAs Thursday, February 25, 2010 @ 5:59AMWhen officials of the Town of Lockport Industrial Development Agency received the word that the state plans to charge a fee for “cost recovery of central government services,” they thought it might be a joke.
Still Talkin' 'Bout Their Generation Wednesday, February 24, 2010 @ 11:12PMBrit Awards are a grim and ghastly celebration.
In D.C., breakfast and jokes Wednesday, February 24, 2010 @ 11:08AMWednesday marked the year's first Nebraska Breakfast, a weekly gathering on Capitol Hill where visiting Nebraskans have the chance to meet with members of the state's congressional delegation.
John Lithgow, Jennifer Ehle star in wickedly funny "Mr. & Mrs. Fitch" off-Broadway Wednesday, February 24, 2010 @ 12:49AMNew off-Broadway play, at the Second Stage Theatre, 305 W. 43rd St. Written by Douglas Carter Beane. Directed by Scott Ellis. With John Lithgow and Jennifer Ehle.
DVD Review: Justin Time Tuesday, February 23, 2010 @ 6:02PMWhat would you do with the power to stop time? Lots more than the folks behind Justin Time, I’d bet.
'We bury a hero'; Staff Sgt. John Reiners laid to rest Tuesday, February 23, 2010 @ 7:16AMHAINES CITY - The sanctuary of NorthRidge Church was filled with flags, flowers and tear-stained faces Monday as the community turned out in force to celebrate the life of hometown hero Staff Sgt. John Allen Reiners.
'Idol' women sing to move on in show Tuesday, February 23, 2010 @ 4:25AMTONIGHT'S MUST-SEE: 'American Idol,' 8 to 10 p.m., Fox.
Reynolds: $10m compo, Alcatel-Lucent 'on notice' Monday, February 22, 2010 @ 8:56PMSpeaking in Auckland this afternoon Telecom chief executive Paul Reynolds said he had put his company's network partner, Alcatel-Lucent "on notice". Dr Reynolds, who described the French-based company as the organisation that "designed, built and runs XT" said he personally telephoned Alcatel-Lucent's chief executive Ben Verwaayen to inform him of this fact yesterday. The Telecom boss was short ...
Exclusive: Jody Kelly and Shannon Foster talk 'The Amazing Race' Monday, February 22, 2010 @ 8:52PMAlthough they had finished next to last during the first leg of The Amazing Race's sixteenth edition, the "Grandmother/Granddaughter" team of Jody Kelly and Shannon Foster appeared to catch a big break when most of the other Race's teams decided wait upwards of 12 hours for a direct bus to their next location.
Macmillan’s Future Of Textbooks Looks A Lot Like Wikipedia Monday, February 22, 2010 @ 7:11PMTextbook publisher Macmillan is hip in the ways of the internet, see! They’re rolling out a new product/concept/news item called DynamicBooks , which lets instructors change the content of online textbooks, even if they didn’t write them. And why not? (more…)
Macmillan's Future Of Textbooks Looks a Lot Like Wikipedia [Ebooks] Monday, February 22, 2010 @ 6:34PMTextbook publisher Macmillan is hip the ways of the internet, see! They're rolling out a new product/concept/news item called DynamicBooks, which lets instructors change the content of online...
Mark Weston – an English hair-stylist working in Prague Monday, February 22, 2010 @ 11:44AMMy guest on One on One is hair-stylist Mark Weston. When I visited his one-seat Salon Trichomania on Prague’s Anglická Street, he told me what brought him from his native country of England and his second home-town of Hamburg, Germany, to the Czech Republic. We talked about the hairstyles Czechs prefer and how that is changing but I began by asking him how he got interested in cutting and ...
Friends Remember Honeoye Falls Teen Saturday, February 20, 2010 @ 10:55PMOntario County Sheriff's deputies say a Honeoye Falls teenager who suffered severe life-threatening injuries Friday has died.
Moyer no guarantee to win spot as fifth starter Saturday, February 20, 2010 @ 10:53PMCLEARWATER, Fla. — The race for the fifth starter’s job was an ongoing, drama-filled story line in spring training a year ago, with four candidates.
Casanova: The man who seduced 122 women Saturday, February 20, 2010 @ 10:21PMBy Siegfried Mortkowitz, Paris, Feb 21: History has been unkind to Giacamo Casanova, reducing his contribution to Western culture to the use of his name as a synonym for womaniser and philanderer.
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Casanova: The man who seduced 122 women (Feature) Saturday, February 20, 2010 @ 9:23PMHistory has been unkind to Giacamo Casanova, reducing his contribution to Western culture to the use of his name as a synonym for womaniser and philanderer. Casanova has particularly fallen out of favour today, in a world in which safe sex, women's liberation and political correctness have made pariahs of men who pride themselves, as Casanova did, of having seduced more than 100 women.
The man who seduced 122 women Saturday, February 20, 2010 @ 9:06PMParis, Feb 21 (DPA) History has been unkind to Giacamo Casanova, reducing his contribution to Western culture to the use of his name as a synonym for womaniser and philanderer. Casanova has particularly fallen out of favour today, in a world in which safe sex, women's liberation and political correctness have made pariahs of men who pride themselves, as Casanova did, of having seduced more than ...
Former Port Royal Police Chief Smith dies at 74 Saturday, February 20, 2010 @ 6:33PMBefore allowing him to so much as step in the boat, Port Royal Police Chief James Cadien had to prove to George Smith that he was a serious fisherman.
Friends and family pay last respects to former sheriff Saturday, February 20, 2010 @ 6:32PMHundreds pay respects to Hillsborough's Walter Heinrich.
Former Port Royal Police Chief Smith dies at 74 Saturday, February 20, 2010 @ 6:29PMBefore allowing him to so much as step in the boat, Port Royal Police Chief James Cadien had to prov
Taste My Rainbow [82] - In Fifty Fabulous Hints Or Less Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 11:21PMWords cannot describe what lies beyond this link. Imagine SkittleZ' Riddles injected with human growth hormones...
Can Casanova's memoirs rehabilitate his reputation? - Feature Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 8:20PMParis - History has been unkind to Giacamo Casanova, reducing his contribution to Western culture to the use of his name as a synonym for womanizer and philanderer. Casanova has particularly fallen out of favour today, in a world in which safe sex, w...
Devastating knee injuries bring Danbury teammates closer together Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 7:42PMIt's 6:45 on a Monday night at Danbury High. Danbury girls' basketball practice ended nearly an hour ago, but Jasmine Holmes , Melissa Michaelis , Rea Tarsi and Nicole Kline are still decked out in practice jerseys, mesh shorts and basketball sneakers.