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$50K reward offered in case of missing Falcon Heights man Friday, February 26, 2010 @ 3:31PMAll the suspects have been interviewed, all the evidence collected, but St. Anthony police still don't have enough evidence to close the case on the suspicious disappearance of Harold William Schroetter.
Long lost and unknown tales of Super Bowls past Saturday, February 6, 2010 @ 11:23PMThe 44th Super Bowl is at hand, and NFL Films has been there forevery one of them, documenting not just what happens on the fieldbut many things that even the most ardent fans wouldn't otherwisesee.
"Important Things with Demetri Martin" returns to Comedy Central Thursday, February 4, 2010 @ 10:37PMBy: Cameron Kittle Demetri Martin came to stand-up comedy late. He didn’t start until he was 24 years old and now, at 36, he’s got his own television show on Comedy Central and is one of the most popular comics around, especially on college campuses. His jokes a...
Demetri Martin: 'Important' chat Thursday, February 4, 2010 @ 9:14AMBy Keith Staskiewicz Comedy Central star shares five things we should know about season 2 of his series, which premieres tonight
TV Review: Demetri Martin: 'Important' chat Thursday, February 4, 2010 @ 9:13AMDemetri Martin is the current reigning king of the palindrome and paraprosdokian, and successor to previous one-liner royalty like Mitch Hedberg and Steven Wright.
Dulha Mil Gaya: Movie Review Thursday, January 7, 2010 @ 8:36PMDulha Mil Gaya: Movie ReviewDulha Mil Gaya: Movie Review
Boxing is flunking this test Saturday, January 2, 2010 @ 2:05AMUnbeaten Floyd Mayweather Jr, left, and seven-time world champion Manny Pacquiao have a date with destiny -- if not their potential March 13 mega-fight than possibly in the court room.
Bill Dwyre: Boxing is flunking this test Friday, January 1, 2010 @ 8:55PMThe sports is becoming a joke, but there's nothing funny about the Pacquiao-Mayweather squabble. What began as a giggle has become a groan.
Jay is single ready to mingle! Thursday, December 24, 2009 @ 10:46AM'Dance India Dance's charming host came across very many good looking girls during the auditions of DID 2 but sadly none of them was interested in him which is something that makes him sad.
What makes a good Christmas cracker joke? Friday, December 18, 2009 @ 3:57AMA UK cracker manufacturer has revamped its collection of jokes. BBC News investigates what makes a good cracker joke.
Pull the other one Friday, December 18, 2009 @ 3:56AMMeet the man obsessed with cracker jokes
Wilmington on DVD: Three Monkeys, Golden Age TV, Angels 'amp; Demons, Funny People Wednesday, November 25, 2009 @ 10:06AMIn Three Monkeys, Nuri Bilge Ceylan, the brilliant Turkish cineaste (Distant, Climates), whose exquisite visual tableaus, minimalist plots and flair for long dramatic silences irresistibly recall the heyday of Michelangelo Antonioni, here offers more plot than usual, in the film that won him the "Best Director" prize at the Cannes Film Festival.
Mike Ragogna: HuffPost Reviews: Beyoncé, Rihanna, Buddy Holly, The Doors, Susan Boyle, and More Sunday, November 22, 2009 @ 11:39PMBeyoncé - I Am...Yours "You had me at hello," sings Beyoncé Knowles as the soul-pop diva embraces scores of outreached hands while working her way...
Steve Martin with The Steep Canyon Rangers, Royal Festival Hall, London Monday, November 9, 2009 @ 8:03PM"It's always been a dream of mine to play banjo at the Royal Festival Hall," says Steve Martin, banjo in hand, from the stage of the Royal Festival Hall. The briefest of pauses, and then: "And tonight, I feel one step closer to realising that dream." Written out like that, it doesn't seem quite as funny as it did earlier this evening – but then, comedy is all about timing and delivery. And jokes ...
Angels-Yankees Game 3 inning-by-inning recap Monday, October 19, 2009 @ 3:14PMCatch up on all the action from Monday's American League Championship Series game.
Steve Martin: Wild and crazy about the banjo Sunday, October 18, 2009 @ 5:13AMDave Hoekstra: Steve Martin's commitment to the banjo is funny to much of the pop culture landscape. But Martin is as serious as a blue moon in Kentucky. About 10 years ago, he put a banjo in every room of his house. "Living room, bedroom," Martin said in a recent interview from Los Angeles. "So wherever I was, it was there." Martin will appear with the Steep Canyon Rangers bluegrass band ...
For Steve Martin, banjo is lifelong passion Sunday, October 18, 2009 @ 2:17AM"I have loved the banjo my whole life, and this album of 14 compositions is the result of 45 years of playing seriously, as well as playing around."
ON THE RECORD: Rodgers & Hammerstein's The King and I and Flower Drum Song Monday, August 17, 2009 @ 11:19PMTHE KING AND I [Sony/Arkiv 50134] Back in the days when the record labels were cleaning out their warehouses for the last time, some interesting LPs began to show up.
What's so funny about that? Sunday, August 16, 2009 @ 10:02PMI read an article today about ancient Greek humor. Some Greek jokes are timeless. "A guy tells his doctor, 'I get dizzy for 20 minutes when I wake up.' Doctor says, 'wake up 20 minutes later.' "
Land of the Lost: Delusions of Manhood Thursday, June 4, 2009 @ 4:20PMWill Ferrell's lock on macho infantilism retrofits the '70s relic Land of the Lost
Deconstructing: Adam Kennedy Thursday, June 4, 2009 @ 2:51PMIf someone were to ask you which MLB player rocked the fantasy world in May, Joe Mauer (C, MIN) (.414 AVG, 11 HR, 32 RBI) would probably roll across the tongue. If you're a Yankees fan, the once-despised Mark Teixeira (1B, NYY) (.330 AVG, 13 HR, 34 RBI) is the first name likely to come to mind. Heck, even Deconstructed veteran Juan Pierre (OF, LAD) would be a popular choice. Adam Kennedy (2B, ...
Conan O'Brien makes a hairy start as new 'Tonight Show' host Tuesday, June 2, 2009 @ 4:22AMIs it a good thing when the best one-liner of a new late-night chat show is the very first one?
DVD 2 - Part 2 Sunday, May 10, 2009 @ 11:07PMLet's set aside the vague creepiness of a 10-year-old teacher or a bunch of 14-year-old girls fawning over said 10-year-old. Whatever else can be said about director Akiyuki Shinbo 's adaptation of Ken Akamatsu 's popular manga, two things are certainly true: it is not dull or unimaginative.
Schilling talks on WEEI Thursday, April 2, 2009 @ 7:10PMCurt Schilling talks about his retirement announcement on WEEI.
Comic Robert Schimmel is alive and loving it Thursday, April 2, 2009 @ 5:07AMHe fought cancer and brings his stand-up act to the Irvine Improv.
April Fools' Jokes: The Funniest Albums Of All Time Wednesday, April 1, 2009 @ 7:24AMFor April Fools' Day, remember the musical jokes that had the whole world crying, in Bigger Than the Sound.
Classic gags in Roman joke book Monday, March 16, 2009 @ 7:29PMWe may admire the satires of Horace and Lucilius, but the ancient Romans haven't hitherto been thought of as masters of the one-liner. This could be about to change, however, after the discovery of a classical joke book. Celebrated classics professor Mary Beard has brought to light a volume more than 1,600 years old, which she says shows the Romans not to be the "pompous, bridge-building toga ...
Betting on new revenue Wednesday, February 11, 2009 @ 1:31AMFrom the Politics and Bedfellows department: There was the Happy Warrior himself, the Honorable Gov. Ed Rendell, testifying as a character witness for his oft-times adversary, Vincent Fumo, in the latter’s corruption trial in their shared hometown of Philadelphia.
‘Bride Wars’ misses many jokes Wednesday, January 7, 2009 @ 11:10PMThe big problem with the romantic comedy “Bride Wars” seems as plain as the opening credits.
The Return of the H-Bomb Friday, September 12, 2008 @ 1:11PMHe survived Texas, blindness, and a few near-death experiences. Now, rock wild man and wayward son Evan Johns is back where he started.
August 4, 2008 Monday, August 4, 2008 @ 12:37AMLast week I got drunk on the New Mexico landscape, at once violent and austere, colorful and stark, framed by soaring mountain ranges and a vast blue bowl of sky.
Nick Robinson Friday, August 1, 2008 @ 8:36AMDavid Miliband tests the waters for a leadership bid