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Paul Forrester: Jackson's success slow to extend its reach Thursday, February 25, 2010 @ 2:34PMHas any coach had more success with a smaller sphere of influence than Phil Jackson? Ten rings. Seven MVP awards under his watch. Two dynasties.
King Lear (1953) Thursday, February 4, 2010 @ 3:41PMRecommended THE SHOW: The Omnibus TV show ran from 1952 through 1961, earning a reputation as television's premiere arts program. The magazine-style show, hosted by Alistair Cooke, cobbled together 90 minutes of programming each week, covering various topics and showcasing quality performances from across the entertainment field. In 1953, the show staged an ambitious production of King Lear . It ...
Rod Serling - Studio One Dramas Tuesday, February 2, 2010 @ 8:41PMHighly Recommended THE SHOWS: Recent efforts to bring classic 1950s television to DVD has created a boom time for fans of the material, and E1 Entertainment's efforts alongside the Archive of American Television have been at the forefront of the preservation of classic live broadcasts. My colleague Paul Mavis went into great length about their Studio One Anthology when it came out at the end of ...
It’s a laugh a minute with joke king Tim Tuesday, January 26, 2010 @ 3:26AMAs a former world record holder for telling the most jokes in an hour, Tim Vine brings a whole new meaning to quick-fire gags. He talks to Lara Page.
Mike Harden | Commentary: Bluegrass Boy picks away in Pickaway County Wednesday, January 6, 2010 @ 4:04AMCIRCLEVILLE, Ohio -- Tony Ellis traded the Grand Ole Opry footlights for a corporate job as a computer specialist, but he denies that he ever completely turned his back on show business.
Boxing is flunking another test Sunday, January 3, 2010 @ 9:23PMWhat began as a giggle has become a groan. The sport of boxing, the master of such things, has once again tangled the lines on its parachute. The next sound you hear could be the Pacquiao-Mayweather mega-fight crashing to the ground and disintegrating. -- read more
Lost kids sowing seeds of hope Tuesday, December 29, 2009 @ 1:51AMPatrick didn't think he could fall asleep in this strange place. But the blanket and soft mattress were alluring, slowly drawing him into their restful embrace. Suddenly the blows rained down from all around, kicks and punches finding their painful mark.
A year of ranting and raving Friday, December 25, 2009 @ 7:14AMJUST how bad does an interview with a footballer have to be, when WAYNE BENNETT feels obliged to apologise? About this bad. Take it away, Dragons fullback Darius Boyd, ''talking up'' the match against his old club, Brisbane, in August.
This makes a very good intro to the genius known as Townes Van Zandt. Thursday, December 24, 2009 @ 7:46PMThe tunes interspersed here are from a great TVZ boot....of which there are many, but his voice really seems to shine on this one. Recorded at the Whole Coffee House on the Minnesota University Campus in 1973, this is Townes at his peak. If you have been wanting to get into Townes but have been intimidated by his vast catalog or some such other reason, this is for you. This makes a very good ...
Get your party face on: Holiday makeup tips Wednesday, December 23, 2009 @ 2:03PMGetting dolled up for the clubs doesn’t have to mean looking like the 10-year-old who got into Mommy’s cosmetics.
INTERVIEW/PROFILE: Interview: Ithamara Koorax (Part 2) Wednesday, December 16, 2009 @ 5:32AMI met Brazilian vocalist Ithamara Koorax for the first time a year ago in New York at an amazing holiday party on Sutton Place. Jazz writer Ira Gitler introduced us. Ithamara was in town briefly to sing and had postponed her flight by a day just to make the soiree, which was softly lit and jammed with jazz legends. Singers Helen Merrill and Annie Ross were there. So were Joe Wilder, Teddy ...
Mike Ragogna: A Very Special Christmas: A Conversation with Tim Shriver, Vicki Iovine, Colbie Caillat, Carter Twins ... Thursday, December 10, 2009 @ 6:18AM"This new album represents a new generation of artists, a new generation of young people claiming the mantle of leadership. These are young people who...
Comic issues gag order on joke website Friday, November 27, 2009 @ 3:20AMWhy did the comedian lose his rag? Because he was sick of people stealing his jokes and posting them on the Internet. [VIDEO]
Steve Martin, Mary Black Tuesday, November 10, 2009 @ 3:29AMTo the casual observer, the idea of Steve Martin taking over a major London cultural institution to play self-penned songs on the banjo might be funnier than most of the comic actor’s recent movies.
Top 10 Metal Ballads Friday, October 30, 2009 @ 6:42PMWe count down the best hair band love songs.
Martinez gets the start for Phillies in a frigid Game 3 Saturday, October 10, 2009 @ 12:46AMPhillies pitcher Pedro Martinez jokes with reporters during a news conference on Friday in Denver.
Spartans win off deflected goal Thursday, October 8, 2009 @ 10:34AMPITTSFIELD - The Monument Mountain boys' soccer team didn't have to choose whether it was better to be lucky or good on Wednesday. It was both. The Spartans controlled play, but were limited to one flukey goal in a 1-0 win over Taconic.
Emotional Griffey undecided about 2010 Tuesday, October 6, 2009 @ 1:57AMSEATTLE – Ken Griffey Jr. thrilled his fans one last time, taking a curtain call after singling in his final at-bat. He wiped away tears that fell from behind sunglasses he had put on in a futile attempt to hide his emotions.
When it comes to new batting helmets, big-leaguers take vanity over safety Saturday, September 12, 2009 @ 7:07PMIn case you haven't noticed - and it'd be hard not to - major-league players have been trying out new batting helmets aimed at better protection for the old noggin.
MLB blog: Scary — Pineiro (13-9, 3.11) is Cards' No. 3 Thursday, August 27, 2009 @ 12:44PMDodgers 6, Rockies 1 : Randy Wolf (7.1 IP, 5 H, 1 ER) and Andre Either (3-4, 2 HR, 3 RBI) put this one away pretty early, thereby preventing me from being able to use the second in a series of choke jokes I had prepared.
Mike Ragogna: Songwriting Legend Ellie Greenwich Gone At 69 Wednesday, August 26, 2009 @ 4:36PMRock 'n' roll songwriter Ellie Greenwich has passed away from a heart attack this morning in St. Luke's Roosevelt Hospital Center in New York...
Michael Jackson's personal artist shared pop king's vision Monday, August 24, 2009 @ 12:07PMArtist David Nordahl was at home painting in February 1988 when the phone rang at midnight. A voice said, "This is Michael Jackson."
Hedgehog joke is festival's best Sunday, August 23, 2009 @ 6:42PMStand-up comedian Dan Antopolski wins the prize for telling the funniest joke of this year's Edinburgh Fringe.
6 financial experts and their worst goofs Friday, August 14, 2009 @ 5:00AMEven the pros trip over their money sometimes. Find out their mistakes and how you can avoid them.
Norway's out of the way cruise Monday, July 27, 2009 @ 2:53AMMurder is the last thing I expect to encounter aboard Cunard Line's newest luxury ocean liner. Yet, here I am at 9:45 a. m. on our first day at sea queuing up -- with hundreds of fellow Queen Victoria passengers -- outside the ship's Royal Court Theatre to get a good seat for a 10 a.[...]
Anatomy of a voyage Sunday, July 26, 2009 @ 11:41PMMurder is the last thing I expect to encounter aboard Cunard Line's newest luxury ocean liner.
TRAVEL: A Nordic cruise with Jack the Ripper Friday, July 24, 2009 @ 7:25PMON THE ATLANTIC OCEAN – Murder is the last thing I expect to encounter aboard Cunard Line’s newest luxury ocean liner. Yet, here I am at 9:45 a.m.[...]
Anatomy of a voyage Sunday, July 19, 2009 @ 3:56AMON THE ATLANTIC OCEAN -- Murder is the last thing I expect to encounter aboard Cunard Line's newest luxury ocean liner.
'My Sister's Keeper' is mostly for keeps Friday, July 17, 2009 @ 11:25PM"My Sister's Keeper" presents the story of the Fitzgerald family. In this household, there are six members: mother Sara, father Brian, daughters Anna and Kate, and son Jesse. Who might be the sixth family member, you ask It goes by the name Acute Promyelocytic Leukemia and it is an unwelcome at...
When hockey and love meet, those two magic words are produced — "I DO" Thursday, July 9, 2009 @ 12:22AMMark Matier is one of only nine players to skate for the Soo Greyhounds throughout an incredible run that included Ontario Hockey League championships in 1991 and 1992 and a Memorial Cup in 1993. But he’s one of many players who found much more more than success in Sault Ste.[...]
NHL's first-ever draft choice had no idea he had been selected Monday, June 29, 2009 @ 10:25AMThirty young men were called to the floor of the Bell Centre Friday night, the simple act of pulling on a hockey jersey and cap forever changing their lives.
Islam at war with itself in Iran Wednesday, June 17, 2009 @ 2:17AMBut what I wanted to draw attention to were the reflections of Bill Keller—yes, the editor of The New York Times —who made a surprising trip to Iran to report from the streets of Tehran.
Beloved guitar teacher Rae Houghton retires from Hammocks Middle School Wednesday, June 10, 2009 @ 11:29AMIt's only rock and roll, but Rae Houghton loves it. Not just rock but jazz, opera, blues, even heavy metal. She also understands teenagers. Her passion for both made her one of Miami-Dade County's most sought-after music teachers.
Life according to Keith Richards Sunday, May 31, 2009 @ 3:25AMAuthor Jessica Pallington West has never met the subject of her new book, Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards. "I don't know if I ever will," said West, who lives in Morristown. "I'm not pursuing it. I'm a little bit afraid of him, in a way."
Baseball. Nick Faunce's Baseball Blog Sunday, May 24, 2009 @ 7:34PMThroughout the 2009 season, Kansas senior outfielder Nick Faunce will provide a journal of the happenings around the Kansas baseball team. The fifth-year captain, who was recently named a finalist for the Lowe's Senior CLASS Award, will share his perspective on all things KU baseball related. Fans can vote for Faunce at www.seniorclassaward.com.
Annie Lennox uses music to raise awareness of HIV/AIDS Sunday, May 24, 2009 @ 6:36PMNo one needs to ask ‘Who’s that girl?’ when Annie Lennox opens her mouth to sing.
Getting tired of the "A-hole" jokes on board a research ship Thursday, April 30, 2009 @ 1:42PMEditor's Note: Peggy Delaney is sailing on a newly refurbished research vessel, the JOIDES Resolution, that left Honolulu on March 10 with an international group of researchers on board. The ship, supported by the U.S. National Science Foundation, conducts scientific investigations beneath the seafloor by drilling the ocean floor and retrieving long “cores” of mud for testing and data ...
Indians: Laffey, offense bail out bullpen in win over Royals Wednesday, April 22, 2009 @ 4:26AMCLEVELAND — Left-hander Aaron Laffey was not pleased when the Indians chose Scott Lewis over him as the fifth starter out of spring training. Since being promoted from Triple-A Columbus to take an injured Lewis’ spot in the rotation, Laffey has done his best to prove that Cleveland’s deep thinkers made a mistake. [...]
Restaurant review: XIV in West Hollywood Thursday, March 26, 2009 @ 3:42AMAfter listening to the waiter try to explain the concept at the new XIV in West Hollywood, we're thoroughly confused. It's social dining, he tells us. But isn't all eating in restaurants inherently social? The menu is all small plates, but he doesn't call it a small-plates restaurant either.
Obama hits a sombre note Wednesday, March 25, 2009 @ 12:52AMUS President Barack Obama has told Americans he did see the first signs of economic progress but warned the road to prosperity is still long.
TV Review: Fallon vs. Ferguson vs. Kimmel: Week 1 Saturday, March 7, 2009 @ 4:12PM
Fallon vs. Ferguson vs. Kimmel: Week 1 Saturday, March 7, 2009 @ 3:52PMBy Ken Tucker Ken Tucker takes stock at end of first week of new 'Late Night' era: Craig Ferguson and Holly Hunter close strong
Coast Guard conducts cold-weather survival training in Alaska Sunday, February 8, 2009 @ 2:51PMJUNEAU — Cold-weather survival training conducted by U.S. Coast Guard members stationed in Alaska is legendary, and also somewhat feared by rookies.
David Denby: This year's Oscar picks. Sunday, February 1, 2009 @ 11:03PMIs it the seamlessly blended amber and caramel colors, the slowly gliding camera work? Or is it the sentiments that fall like flakes of wet snow into the dialogue? Many elements join to make the beautifully crafted “Curious Case of Benjamin Button,” with a running time of two hours and . . .
Unpopular hard-liner still seen as favored Tuesday, December 23, 2008 @ 2:20AMIn many other countries, it would be a slam-dunk for the opposition: The president is increasingly unpopular, his economic policies are blamed for 30 percent annual inflation and his foreign policy has left the country more isolated than at any time in recent memory.
Coach Dula’s profound legacy transcends Xs and Os Monday, December 15, 2008 @ 11:46PMIt’s May 16, 2007, and my job as The Index-Journal’s sports editor is entering its third week. Word comes to the office that then-quarterback Jay Spearman had committed to South Carolina, and I venture to Greenwood High School seeking Spearman and his venerable, veteran coach Shell Dula.
Cruising along Saturday, December 13, 2008 @ 5:14PMCAN’T get enough of Zack and Cody’s antics? Now, the irrepressible Martin twins on Disney Channel will take their high jinks to the high seas with a spin-off of their popular sitcom The Suite Life of Zack & Cody , which ended its run in the United States in September after more than three years being on air.
699 and counting: Coach Selvig one win from reaching rare milestone Tuesday, November 25, 2008 @ 1:37AMWith the next win by the Lady Griz, head coach Robin Selvig will become the fifth fastest coach in NCAA history to reach career win No. 700. Photo by LINDA THOMPSON/Missoulian